I know that now you're ready to get down to business, but try to have a little patience.
It's better to know what you can do wrong if you want to avoid it.
So, as I was saying... there are lots of things that can go horribly wrong during sex... I'm not saying you can be the perfect lover all the time... but you can try.
Let's get into it, shall we?
1. Kiss her.
Not kissing is not sexy. I know you might think that kissing is not manly, but you must admit it feels good. And not kissing before, during and after making love can make you look like a horny truck driver in her eyes.
2. Don't empty your lungs.
Many women find men that blow gently in their ear as being very erotic. To maintain that opinion you don't have to get too carried away. Blow gently, you're not there to blow – dry her hair are you?
3. Shave.
Women are delicate things, and especially during intercourse you should access the most sensitive parts of her body. So it's very important you shave. Let's do an imagination exercise. Rub the palm of your hand on your beard. Now imagine how it would feel if you were rubbing your beard to your penis. Ouch...
4. Don't do strength exercises for your palms.
At least not using her breasts. When caressing her breasts be gentle, don't act like you're trying to take them home and put them on the wall. Trust me, they're glued really well, they won't come off.
5. Don't bite them off.
Don't bite her nipples. As you must have learned... they're full of nerve endings... so they're very sensible. So just lick them, suck them, don't act like they're chewing gum.
6. They need attention.
The breasts do need attention. But focusing on the nipples is wrong. Look, if you can give her more pleasure by caressing her entire breast instead of hogging the nipple.
7. She's not made of rubber.
With blow-up dolls I can understand why you would only focus on the vagina and nipples. But your woman is made of flesh and blood, and her whole body is sensitive to your touch. So don't just focus on breasts and vagina... there's more to her than that.
8. Gold – fingers.
You have to have good dexterity if you want to take her clothes off like a professional. Specially when it comes to removing the bra. But that comes with practice.
9. Be a gentleman.
If you used a condom, it's your job to get rid of it once it's “full”.
10. Don't push.
When you decide to caress her clitoris remember it's the most sensitive part of her body. Don't push too hard. Be gentle, a little stimulation can take you a long way.
11. Don't stop.
I bet you've heard this lots of times. The famous “Don't stop.” So next time be a smart man. Don't wait for her to tell you, breaks are “downers” for women since they tend to “cool off” quite fast, so you'll have to go back to square one in little to no time. The programs I recommended you will get her to tell you “Stop”... and that's way better
12. Modern art.
You want to become the master undress - her if you don't want to burst into laughter seeing that she looks like a Picasso when you try to undress her.
13. Not sexy to give her a wedgie.
I understand the fact that it's sexy to caress her vulva through her panties. Just try not to get from sexy to wedgie. So don't pull on the panties up... and away... not cool
14. Let it be... for starters at least.
I'm talking about the vagina. As I'm sure you know, the vagina is not as sensitive as the clitoris is. That being said, don't fast – forward to the vagina, first get her in the mood, than play with her whole vulva, and only then you can “move on up”.
15. Erotic massage.
Read carefully, it says “erotic” not “rip the flesh from the bone”. Use your fingertips, palms, use massage oil, be gentle.
16. Patience.
That means don't take off your clothes as soon as you get to “a quiet place”. You might end up looking like an obsessed and needy guy... and you don't want that. It's best if you wait until she makes the move... by move I mean at least unbuttoning your shirt
17. Natural order of things.
By that I mean try to first remove your socks, then your pants. For some unknown reason women either find a man in socks funny... to say the least... or sickening to the stomach... to say the most.
18. Bunny style.
Women don't like that... you thrusting like there's no tomorrow. Take it slow at first. You do need to go a little faster when her orgasm approaches, but until then, take it slow, no one's rushing you.
19. Bear style.
Actually... bear on bunny style. You're a man, so by definition you're “a little” more solid than she is. If you add to the fact that you're bigger the fact that you keep bashing your hips on her stomach you'll probably get a sore, not to mention flattened woman... and if I know women, I know they don't like being sore... or flat.
20. Gone in 59 seconds.
If you're using the penile enhancement program I recommended than you can skip to tip 21 as ejaculating the moment your penis enters the vagina is not your problem anymore. If you're not using the programs and have ejaculation problems... get that tongue a fitness program cos you're gonna need it. Or, better yet, check out “Alex Oprescu Recommends”
21. Going on and on... and on.
As good as it sounds, this is not your goal. You do want to have longer lasting erections, but you don't want to bore her or make her sore. That's why I can't stress enough the importance of the PC exercises.
22. “Did you finish honey?”.
You should be able to feel/hear/see when your woman has had an orgasm. If you didn't... tough luck... just keep your mouth shut. She'll tell you if she wants you to continue stimulation or stop.
23. Being too delicate.
Yes man, it's about you. About you when you give her oral sex. The best way you can do it is to really get involved, get all your mouth there and focus on the clitoris. If you're too gentle you might find she fell asleep when you get up.
24. Pushing down.
You don't want to do that to a real-life woman. I know it works in porn... but come on... if you want her to give you a blow-job... why not ask her nicely?
25. Fire in the hole.
If your girlfriend does not like the taste of your semen it's a good idea to warn her before you ejaculate in her mouth. If you don't do that, sorry just doesn't cut it.
26. Nobody move!
That means you mister. It's not pleasant for her when you shove your penis up her throat. If she wants to push it as far as it can go you'd better wait for her to do it in her own time. Just don't thrust your penis in her mouth or grab her head... unless she asks you to...
27. Laundry day.
Unless you know she gets her kicks from washing the sheets try to keep your semen from landing other places than on and in her.
28. Women on top.
Let her on top, but don't forget about her... Don't lose focus... touch her, when you have the opportunity kiss her... remember... it's hard work
29. Ask first.
Before you do anything you're not sure she likes... namely anal sex... ask her. Don't pretend you're drunk, no woman falls for that.
30. Say cheese.
If you want to take pictures of her (you know what I mean) and she allows you, you'll most likely be tempted to brag with them to your friends. That's not cool, so to remove temptation and earn some extra points... ask her to keep them.
31. The spice of life.
As I said numerous times, you can't do the same thing over and over. And it is a good idea to use your imagination. Try to bring to bed things that feel good or taste good. Under no circumstances try to bring acid in bed...
32. Be cool.
Don't slap your stomach against hers. If you want something to slap against your stomach go to the pool and jump in the water... stomach first.
33. Making human modern art.
Don't put her in stupid poses. It is OK to change positions, but don't try to turn her into a gymnast.
34. The big difference.
The G – spot is located about half way between the cervix and the opening of the vagina. Some women don't feel a thing as much as you try to find it. So be sure you found her G – spot before trying to stimulate it with anal penetration.
35. Dracula's not dead :P.
Though he should be. It's not sexy to leave bite marks on her neck, or any other part of her body. For further reinforcement you should know that if you give her a bite mark on the neck she'll stop wearing those big cleavage blouses you like so much
36. They can't hear you in the back.
While making love, don't start shouting encouragements or indications. She's close to you (if you're doing it right), she can hear you.
37. Make nice.
Don't talk dirty to her, unless she asks it. If you want to talk dirty and she doesn't like it call a hot – line.
38. Sex involves two people.
So by the time you've finished she still didn't have an orgasm, you must do something about it. Just keep stimulating her until you give her an orgasm. I know it's good to receive, but it's also good to give.
39. Making posters.
That's always a good idea, but don't do it in bed. Don't lie on her too heavily or she'll require an oxygen mask near the bed next time you make love.
40. Being polite.
But don't ever thank her for having sex with you. It's just not done...
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